Dong of the Month Club

The Great American Challenge: November 2008’s Dong Of The Month

admin — Sun, 16 Nov 2008 19:01:19 +0000

There is no bigger challenge than the Great American Challenge. Specs: almost 15 inches from the base to top and 11 inches from balls to tip. The Great American Challenge’s diameter ranges from 2.75 inches to 2.25 inches. The circumference is 8.75 inches at its widest point, and 8 inches just below the head. All other dongs pale in comparison.

Hello Kitty Pink Personal Massager

admin — Thu, 03 Apr 2008 22:44:02 +0000

Dong of the Month for April, 2008 is the Hello Kitty Pink Personal Massager:

The Hello Kitty Pink Personal Massager (which also comes in purple, black and red, but we prefer the classic pink) is a cute little vibrator — and while Hello Kitty has been branded on everything from backpacks to guns, we really, really like seeing Hello Kitty on a dong. Adorable and powerful… what more can you ask for?

We’d also like to take this moment to mention that February’s Dong of the Month, I Rub My Duckie, is now on the cover of “Vibrators: 100 of the Best Vibrators in the World“:

The Screaming O Vibrating Waterproof Octopus Massager

admin — Thu, 27 Mar 2008 00:37:39 +0000

Dong of the Month for March, 2008:

The Screaming O Vibrating Waterproof Octopus Massager

Octopussy! This month’s selection is the Screaming O Vibrating Waterproof Octopus Massager. Screaming O products promise that they are “revolutionary aids that enhances the ability and intensity and increase sexual performance,” and you can tell this little guy works eight times as hard as your average vibrator!

I Rub My Duckie Waterproof Personal Massager

admin — Sat, 16 Feb 2008 03:37:42 +0000

Dong of the Month for February, 2008:

BIG TEAZE TOYS Pirate Rubber Duck Ducky Duckie I Rub My Duckie Waterproof Bathtub Personal Massager

Avast, wench! This month’s Dong of the Month is the Pirate Duckie. He’s been on the View, in Cosmo, and even in USA Today, and now he wants to visit your Jacuzzi. Also available in the Bondage Edition if you like ducks but prefer S&M to piracy.